Caption Battle: Eats Babies...

Sorry this is late! Film race took up 24 hours of my life! I'm back now, though.

So yes, last week's winners:

In third place, being able to read minds: Hisaishi!

Bulimia is so '87, Koyoi.

In second place, because this is how anime rolls: kyouyarenge!

Ayumi: That's a size B?!

And in the coveted first place, only because the arm nub makes it awesome... Ace!

Looks like Ayumi just had to ask Koyoi to define "futanari".

Good job. Still, I think I'll call it now: futanari in captions will not be funny for the next month. We must diversify!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Miss Anonymous and features the film Tokyo Godfathers. From left to right we have Gin, Miyuki and Hana; the baby's name is Kiyoko:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: It's not impossible to make an entire short film within 24 hours.

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