Caption Battle: Bearing Gifts of Tuna

"It's that time again..."
"To wonder why it's a slow news week?"
"To figure out why SomeGuy is a lazy bum?"*
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

Right, so SomeGuy apparently had to go have some big photo shoot at some convention this week (pretty boy), so your resident News Editor is filling in.

Oh, so I suppose I should go over last time's winners:

In third place, with an oldie but a goodie: 1dev13!

Hana: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

In second place, because everyone loves cannibalism: TimeChaser!

McDonald's went a little too far with its concept for the McBaby.

And in the coveted first place, because I'm known to love a clever bit of snark when I see it... cougarsama!

And this is why people shouldn't steal Madonna's stuff.

Great job, guys. Kinda hard to pick just three.

This week's screencap comes from some unknown screencapper (since SomeGuy DIDN'T TELL ME) and features Katekyo Hitman Reborn!. Starting from the left is Reborn, Tsuna, Dino, and Squalo.

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do something about it. Good luck, captioneers!

(*Statement may or may not be truthful. You decide. :V)

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