Caption Battle: Cartoon Violence...

"It's that time again..."
"To bleach the sink?"
"To learn why Bayonetta's head is so small?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place preying on my love of internet videos: 1dev13!

Looks like Shampoo and Ukyo are making a reaction video to Two Girls One Cup. Oh, pity...So. Much. Pity.

In second place, playing on my love of Takahashi: Ace!

Shampoo: You mean after countless years of dedication Rumiko Takahashi will just... abandon us?
Ukyo: And HOW LONG does her next series last?!

And in the coveted first place, snacking on my love of Star Wars... CelestialSushi!

Remember: you don't have to be an "official" Sith to accidentally Force Choke someone.

Yes, I can be that fickle sometimes. Moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of red tigress and features the series Hayate no Gotoku! Frankly, she gave me this screencap a long time ago, so I forget who everyone is. Most likely, it won't even matter - good luck:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: replacing a head gasket is expensive as all hell.

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