Caption Battle: A Pound Of Cure...

"It's that time again..."
"To heal our Black Friday scars?"
"To upgrade our siege tanks?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, for referencing my obsession from this month (and yes, I can be that fickle): wolf of sorrow!

I guess that's why you should check your parachute before jumping off the Colosseum of Rome.

In second place, for knowing apparently more about Yu-Gi-Oh! than I ever will: thedragonlordd!

Jun Manjoume was at lost for words when he found out his name was legally to Chazz Princton by 4kids.

And in the coveted first place, because I have recorded reaction videos before... FaithlessFighter!

Apparently they've just watched "Two Girls and one Duel Disk".

Congratulations, you three... and for the dozen or two of you who all inexplicably wrote Harry Potter captions... the hell did that all come from?

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi and features the series Cowboy Bebop. The man up front is Spike Spiegel; the other two may or may not be named Ryan and Esposito. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: Thomas Edison was a Templar.

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