"It's that time again..."
"To listen to Dragonball characters say 'Darn it' a whole bunch?"
"To carefully store away Metal Gear Solid 4 for the week?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"
But first, last week's winners:
In third place, with the one yuri-based joke to be considered a winner: Aceburner!
"Miyo, I understand your obsession with writing fanfic, and I guess I can accept your fascination with yuri, but did I have to be the main character of this one?"
In second place, making a reference to the world's newest obsession and doing it quite well: Sakaki Sakura!
Shion: Miyo! How in the world did you get a copy of Breaking Dawn already?!
Miyo: ... Are you sure you want to know?....
Shion: Why, did you kill for it or something?
Miyo: ...
*pause*
Shion: .... Could you get me one?
And in the coveted first place, also playing on the world's newest obsession (and from what I'm told, doing it incredibly accurately)... returning champion Calaya!
Shion: "You read this one? You fool! I told you not to! You know the effect it has!"
Miyo: "Oooh, if only Edward Cullen were real...he's dreamy"
Congratulations, all. And for anyone who feels that there was a strong imbalance in terms of caption subject matter in this week's winners, well... it perfectly balances the same imbalance of subject matter in the non-winners. So there. Let's move on, shall we?
So this week's screencap comes from the bountiful archives of Teh Kimmeh and features some obscure little anime called Bleach... or something... anyway, the sad-looking feller on the left is Gin Ichimaru; the sadder-lookin' feller on the right is Ulquiorra Schiffer. You know the rest:
You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.
And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So have fun with this; I've still got some video game to review...
