Caption Battle: Work Was Murder...

"It's that time again..."
"To remember that if it bleeds, we can kill it?"
"To protect John Connor?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, just being straight-up cheeky: TimeChaser!

Shinji Ikari: spokesman for Hung Beer.

In second place, taking a simple line and marrying it perfectly to the faces: DarkFox 013!

Shinji: Misato! I just wanted to tell you I love you!

And in the coveted first place, somehow being cute yet crass all at once... Shinmaru!

Misato: "Aw, Shinji, I'm happy to see you, too."

I gotta say, this week had some darn funny stuff. Good job, childrens; let's keep it up!

This week's screencap comes from ye olde archives, and features the series Gunslinger Girls. Said girl in the picture is Henrietta, other guy is a nameless mook. Have at thee:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So as the immortal Al Bundy always says: let's rock.

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