Caption Battle: Victim/Assailant Confusion

"It's caption battle time. Happy New Year."

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, because pretending to not call girls fat is always good for grins: AsagiTaichou!

I didn't do it! She just started crying! But I SWEAR I didn't call her "fat"!

In second place, reading the screencap for all it was worth: Ichigo of Anime Pulse!

Akane couldn't bear to face Shampoo and co. after the amazing zinger regarding her fiance's yellow scarf.

And in the coveted first place, being funnier depending on who you are... TrinityLight!

AHH YOUR HAND IS COLD!

Bweh heh heh... good job, guys and girls.

So this week's screencap comes courtesy of Ryosuke Forever and features the series Nabari no Ou. Going from left to right, the characters are: Raimei Shimizu, Miharu Rokujou, Tobari Kumohira, and Kouichi Aizawa. Give 'er a go:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. All of you have a happy new year; don't ruin this current year with crummy captions, now!

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