Caption Battle: Tastes Like Diabetes...

I've got dinner back in Smallville waitin' for me; let's get this done fast...

Last week's winners:

In third place, being wordy but not boring (which takes talent): TwistedCyberChick!

Suiseiseki: Come on, Sou! Pose with me! These are the cutest outfits ever! I'm so updating my blog after this. Sou, hurry up! It's gonna flash!
Souseiseki [muttered reading]: Assassinations are best accomplished during a moment of distraction. Having a concealed weapon, perhaps hidden within an over-sized sleeve, is recommended. If inside a building, it is also best to be on tile or wood flooring. [glancing down; to Suiseiseki] Sister, move onto the tile please.

Moral: Not all twins like ruffles.

In second place, for being just plain wrong yet oh so amusing (and not quite crossing the line, which also takes talent): TimeChaser!

"Double the Loli, double the fun!"

And in the coveted first place... because traps are funny... Koneko Krysta!

It's cute until you find out it's crossplay.

Fun times... so, whose brains are melting so far? No? Good, 'cause we've still half a month to go!

Once again, Rozen Maiden. Once again, courtesy of Desbro of the Nine Moe. We have Souseiseki in the pink, Kanaria in the black, and Hinaichigo in the white. Lord have mercy on you all...

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