Caption Battle: I'll Write You In Hell...

"It's that time again?"
"To send SomeGuy more screencaps?"
"To threaten to strike if there's another Rozen Maiden month?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place just because: jRockstar11385!

What do you do when you lose you prized weapons? Improvise!

In second place, incidentally coming after my own watching of way too much Food Network: Koneko Krysta!

Suiseiseki didn't take too kindly to the "advice" that Gordon Ramsay had to offer.

And in the coveted first place, after evidently choosing her next words wisely... cougarsama!

Tonight we dine in hell! Tomorrow, we're going to Chili's!

Cheers, you three. You managed to not repeat everyone else. Anyway, on to this week...

Well, it was the 31st while I was working on it, so technically it was still January (and as such, still Rozen Maiden Month). But since we're cutting it so close... tell ya what, it will still be from Rozen Maiden (and still from Desbreko, The Moester of the Universe), but I'll keep the loli-dolls out of it. Instead, how about a really messed up looking mailbox? Don't ask me the context, I really don't know and frankly that's besides the point. Have fun:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. For those of you who survived Rozen Maiden Month, I salute you.

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