Caption Battle: Valentine Fail

"It's that time again..."
"To find out who's more annoying than the mother in Everybody Loves Raymond?"
"To remember that Adam Baldwin isn't a Baldwin Baldwin?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, because cosplay with limited options sucks: edisshort!

Mailboxes can only cosplay as messed up versions of Domo-kun......

In second place, because imagining that thing singing/dancing like Elvis is incredibly, frighteningly funny: schultzie!

"Return to sender"
"Address unknown"
"No such number"
"Nobody home"

And in the coveted first place with all of three words... Allamorph!

Godzilla goes postal.

See how easy that is? But y'know, this week truly was an excellent week. Thanks for participating in Rozen Maiden month! And if anyone ever wants another, I'll be sure to get Des' on top of it.

Ahem.

On to this week and this glorious ramp-up to Valentine's Day. As such, this week's shot is fitting. Courtesy of Timber, this week's screencap features the series Sumomomo Momomo. Koushi is on the left, Momoko is on the right. Have at thee:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. But for now, never forget the power of early '60s rock and roll.

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