Caption Battle: Sworn Enemies...

"It's that time again?"
"To carve duel weapons out of our boat oars?"
"To defeat Cao Cao at the Red Cliffs?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, because ironic readings are wonderful things: darknessslayer!

I would like to thank eHarmony for this perfect match.

In second place, striking my weakness for good Avatar references: Aceburner!

Akihiko: My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
Teddy: That's rough, buddy.

And in the coveted first place, with both a message (kinda) and a joke... Kensuke Ryumura!

Akihiko used to have a girlfriend, but now he smokes pot and hangs with a teddy bear.
Live Above the Influence.

Really, really good week, guys. I was extremely happy at how many good captions actually came out this week. Thanks!

Moving on to this week, I continue to clean out my super old pictures from our pre-VV days. This one comes from ThePockyGirl, fetures Fruits Basket, and involves Kyo (the cat) and Yuki (the rat). Have at thee:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. And remember: stamens are the male flower parts and pistils are the girl ones.

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