“WOOOHOOOO!!!!!” Kiba slid down the side of the mountain with his bare feet. He leaped over a small tree and landed in front of the cave. Akamaru rushed out to greet him, and received a hug from his brother/master. “I did it! I asked her out and she said yes!”
Okuri emerged from the depths of the cavern, wiping the blood and gore from his face. “So, I take that it went well?”
“Yes! She said yes! Although, there was a little misunderstanding at first…..she thought I was trying to get into her pants……”
“Isn’t that what you’re trying to do?”
“Yes, but in the long run….she thought I was trying to get into her pants in the short run……..and in the wrong way. In fact, by the time I had worn her out, she was ready to just let me take her.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah, she asked me to rip her clothes off and ‘get it over with’.”
“Well, excellent job on resisting temptation. I’m very proud of you.”
“I’m sure she appreciated it too……”
“Well my dearest horndog, I must be off. The daimyo of a neighboring territory wishes to strike a deal with me. But don’t worry, I’ll be back quickly. Tell me how it goes, Ok?”
