Do you liek jokes?
I do! xD

These are jokes that I found or made up.
Please enjoy them and I apologize if you find any offensive to you.

o_o new and old.

i saw this label on a bag.. it said-

NEW, IMPROVED
made the old fashioned way

i was liek, whut?
i spent a long time thinking whut they meant.Q_Q

joke, from my brother

`a woman was buying turkey from a store. she asked a worker "do these turkeys get any bigger???"
the worker replied, "no ma'am. they're dead."

Introoo 8D

Some of these jokes are mine.
Some of these jokes are not mine.
They're just random jokes i find :D
I am sorry if you find any joke offensive. D:

joke tyme. :P

`Three people were sent to teh desert. They were allowed one thing to bring.
The first person brought an umbrella and said, "to have some shade!"
The second person brought water and said, "to not get dehydrated!"
The third person brought a car door and said, "to roll down the window when i am hot!"

`There was an Americanman, an Irishman, and an Englishman on top of a skyscraper.
the Irishman said, "hey, what happens when you jump off the skyscraper?"
the Americanman said, "well, right before you will hit the ground, you will fly back up."
the Irishman said, "ooh i want to see you do it!" and pushes off the Americanman. But, right before he was going to hit the ground, he flies back up.
the Irishman said, "ooh i want to try!!", jumps off the skyscraper, hits the ground and dies.
the Englishman was watching all of this and told the Americanman, "Superman, you can be a realll basterd sometimes."

`There is a american, an irish, and a chinese on the plane. they were forced to throw out one of their stuff. the american threw out a rock. the irish threw out a potato. the chinese threw out a bomb.
A man was walking by and saw a sad person, a happy person, and a confused person.
He went up to the sad one and said, "what's wrong, boy?"
The sad person replied, "i was walking home, and a rock flew from the sky and hit meee!"
The man went up to the happy one and said, "why are you happy, boy?"
The happy person replied, "i was hungry, and a potato flew out of the sky! God is blessing me."
The man went up to the confused one and said, "why are you confused, boy?"
The confused person replied, "i was using the restroom and pooted, and when i walked out, my house was gone!"

`What's brown and sticky?
A stick.