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MEET YOUR DICTATOR AND FUTURE OVERLORD

Name: MoMo

Gender: Female

Age: 18

Hometown: Nebraska

Youtube: UnionJackAudrey

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Friday Morning at 5 o' clock~

Woke up extra early today ^^

I didn't feel like getting up yet so I've began listening to one of my new CD's

I went to target last night to buy nice clothes but instead bought 5 new CD's and made another dent in my paycheck xD But I couldn't help myself; I love buying new music!!! ^^ I bought a 60's and 70's hit album, a 3 disc 80's hit album(FTW XDDD), Owl City Ocean Eyes, and most epically SERGENT PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS!!

I love the Beatles!!!! Not too mention also, The Who, The Doors, The (old school 60's) Rolling Stones. I was born way after my time!! xD

So since I bought no clothes I'm just going to wear slacks and a shirt on our French Field Trip today! :D We're going to the big city today and going to a french cafe!

I'm having the Choque Monsiuer avec une salade et pour dessert CREME BRULE! Doesn't get anymore french than that! xD

We're also going to an Art Museum. I love art museums; I went to the Denver Art Museum two summers ago for the Psychedelic Experience. It was like stepping back in time; I never wanted to leave!! ^^ I also went to the Art Museum in Chicago. Today, we're mostly focusing on impressionism but I really want to see the modern art. Apparently there's a sculpture there of Tv's/Monitors and other pieces of tech build to look like a person in a chair; it's called couch potato. It looks so cool; I hope I find it!

isn't that awesome!! :D

A Day without Melodies

I had a shitty day today! We had a stupid mass and my legs hurt SO DAMN MUCH standing for that long.

The I had to talk to this one chick about college. I told here I was intrested in majoring in Computer programming or Photography. Photography is my passion!! :3

But then and I quote! "Oh Photography? Well you're a very average student and you lack self-direction. I don't think you'd be a very good photographer." WHAT THE FUCK?

Then she was like, oh and I see your algebra grades are a little low so I don't think you'd be very good at computer programming.

Thanks bitch for telling me I'm going to get no where in life! DX

I was so pissed afterward I ran headfirst into a pole; I think I broke my nose! ;_;

Tomorrow is my day of torture, I'M GETTING MARRIED! DX

We're doing a stupid project in our religion class were we do a matrimony packet. We had to rate the guys in our class on which one we found most suitable for us; I wanted to rate the girls because there are a couple really nice cute ones. :3 But no, I have to be partnered with one of the dicks! >.>;;

We did personality tests at the beginning of the year so I'm going to be partnered someone who's the complete opposite of me. If this is a marriage, I'm going to kill him and run away with the life insurance money! xD

Just got off work, it was cheeseburger night which is one of the hardest tasks of trayline! >.>;; I was dumb so I picked up another shift so I only have one day off next week!

But my mood has dramitically improved after reading the new chapter of Bleach

GO READ IT NOW!!

I love how all their hairstyles changed; Uryu looks like Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji!!! xDDD

60%EmoNerd40%AllOriginal

EMO
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x ] you like skinny jeans
[x ] you're listening to music right now
[x ]you have painted your fingernails black before
[x ] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3 (Before it died RIP iPod T^T)
[ ] Have attempted suicide (Fuck you, that is so fucking uncool!! >:(
[x] Like the color black
[X] hate girly girls
[ ] have kissed the same sex before (I’m not dating anyone yet)
[/] Like to be alone (I do to a point but then it’s just lonely ;_;)
[ ] hate popular music (Still love Lady Gaga ;) )
[x ] keep hair in front of your face
[x] give people evil stares
[ ] Hate your parents or one of them
[ ] Life sucks for you right now
[x ] have been called emo (An emo bitch plenty of times :/)
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, green, teal and baby blue
[ ] own thick-rimmed glasses
[ ] Complain a lot
[ x] own a studded belt
Total: 11 1/2
PART TWO:
SLUT
[ ] own more than 10 minishorts
[ ] own more than 10 miniskirts
[ ] have kissed more than 7 people
[ ] have been called a slut
[ ] drink a lot
[/ ] You wear dark eye makeup (Just eyeliner)
[ ] wear low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[ ] Flirt with everyone
[ ] love the opposite sex (Hate them >:(
[ ] Go to parties/sleepovers at least once a week
[ ] wear tight clothing
[ ] own 5 tube tops
[ ] you've kissed more than 2 guys/girls
[ ] Like wearing swimsuits
[ ] Sit on the opposite sex's lap
[ ] People hate you
[ ] Its nice to be naughty
[ ] you cuss because you think its fun
Total: 1/2
PART THREE:
JOCK
[ ]own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[ ] Where hair up almost every day
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[] Dont wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[ ] Play/played more than 2 sports
[ ] Play sports
[ ] Can play a sport if you've never played it before
[ ] On first string(dont play for the school)
[ ] You play/played Tennis
[ ] You play/played Basketball
[] You play/played baseball-softball
[ ] You play/played soccer
[ ] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/played football
[ ] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record
[ ] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[x]can do 17 push-ups in 20 seconds (I suck at sports but I’m in shape! ;)
Total: 1
PART FOUR (Doesn't apply to guys):
GIRLY
[ ] Own at least 5 polos(School uniform polos =___=)
[ ] Own at least 5 pink shirts
[ ] Own at least 5 designer bags
[ ] Wear ribbons in you hair sometimes
[ ] Love pearls
[ ] Only like popular music
[ ] Read tons of magazines (ShonenJump/ShoujoBeat FTW xD)
[ ] Love shopping
[ ] Go shopping usually once a week
[ ] Voted prom queen (The jackasses tried to set me up as HomeComing queen as a stupid joke but I didn’t get enough to be a candidate, thank god! Instead tow of my friends did >.>)
[ ] Have dated a jock (No but I’m going to be “married” to one T^T)
[ ] Like attention
[ ] Always have your cellphone with you
[ ] Have more than 50 contacts on your phone
[ ] More than 30 guy contacts
[ ] Hate emo people
[ ] Wear make up
[ ] Is stupid
[ ] Wear heels
Total: 0
PART 5:
NERD
[ ] Wear your pants above your belly button
[x ] Wear glasses/contacts (I’m blind!)
[ ] have/had braces
[x] In/have been in advanced classes (Advanced Photographay! xD)
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A's (I’m too lazy to keep my grades up, damn senioritis)
[ ] Have been called a nerd
[ ] Is bullied(More like harassed =___=)
[x] LOVE to learn
[ ] Like your teachers
[x ] Watch history channel (that channel fucking rocks!)
[x ] Never go anywhere on the weekends (I have work ;_;)
[x] Have been called weird
[ ] Scared to talk to the opposite sex (No I just hate them >:(
[X] Don’t have pictures of yourself on MySpace
[x] Read a book a month in your leisure time
[ ] You read on your last spring break (We don’t have spring break ;_;)
[x ] Have your own website (For Web Design class!)
[ ] Wear pocket protectors
[ ] Done/does test corrections when you got above a 90 on it
[ ] Did/does extra-credit when average is over an 85
[x] Take notes on what the teachers tell you not to worry about. (Only in history the only class I really overload for my grade, A+ xD)
Total: 10
PART 6:
THUG
[ ] own baggy/ long clothing
[ ] like to talk like a thug(Fuck them)
[ ] you own gold/ silver chains (A WALLET CHAIN)
[ ] have a flat brimmed hat
[ ] like to wear a certain color because of a gang
[ ] you are in a gang
[ ] you mostly listen to rap music (fucking static would be easier to listen too >.>)
[ ] you own clothes from lines such as ecko, sean john, g unit, 69, south pole, rasta, notorious
[ ] you have a nice sound system in your car
[ ] you never walk... you strut
[ ] you don’t like haters from rival gangs
[ ] you have a thug nickname
[ ] you hate emo people
[ ] you hate punk kids (They’re awesome! >:) real punks!
[ ] you have made a gang
[ ] you can name more than 20 rappers {that you actually listen to}
[ ] you can dance (yeah cuz dancing to rap is all jumping and shaking your ass, dumb sluts)
[ ] you want to rap when you are older
[ ] you love turntables
[ ] hate the punks that are in fake gangs.
Total: 3
If you haven't noticed The parts represent the 6 high school stereotypes
Part 1= Emo
Part 2= Slut / man whore
Part 3= Jock
Part 4= Girly (doesn't apply to guys)
Part 5= Nerd
Part 6= Thug
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as_ % Emo,_ % Slut, _ % Jock, _ % Girly, _ % Nerd, _ %Thug
EMO-34.5%
SLUT-1.5%
JOCK-3%
GIRLY-0%
NERD-30%
THUG-0%

TSSIF :3

*twirls* Oh Friday you did not come fast enough :D This week was so Longgg. Haha whoever can guess my title gets a prize! xD

This is my first day off and I’m loving it! I had orientation last night for work (even though I’ve been working there for a month! >.> It was actually pretty cool cept I felt out of place with a bunch of fully trained nurses; yeah I serve entrees and do dishes! xD

My favorite month of the year has passed me by ;_; but I’m really excited for Halloween!!

After school today I’m going to the mall since it’s closer to my school than it is to my house >.> Though it’s going to suck wearing my school uniform since there will probably a bunch of public school kids there on break. I hope they don’t throw shit at me; I’m not the only one who hates my school every other public school does too. >.>;;

But I need to go to Hot Topic, I hope they still have the Cheshire cat ears and tail; I was going to be the white queen but I can’t find a white dress until I realized my homecoming dress had greenish blue stripes on it. So I’m going to wear that and buy a pair of stockings. I might also color my hair blue! xD My brother is going as Sherlock Homes; so if I can’t put that costume together I’ll go ahead and be Jack the Ripper like he wanted me too. :3

I’m going to best buy tonight so I think I might as well buy the first two DVD’s of Soul Eater so I’m get to watch those for a “Halloween” marathon! xD Not to mention all the Michael Myers movies. :3 WHAT'S EVERYONE ELSE'S FAVORITE HALLOWEEN MOVIES??? :DDD

I’m not sure what I’m doing for Halloween yet; I work that night >.> But I get off at eight so I might do some trick or treating! xD Although I’m going out to see my friend who works at Sonic(Do they even have these anywhere outside Nebraska :/) She’s going as a Vampire for work so I promised to come see her in my costume.

All my friends abandoned me this weekend they’re all going to that stupid grind fest and I don’t want to deal with the stupid perverts and sluts. =___= Plus, my best friend is hanging out with her girlfriend; they just do drugs and I’m not getting involved in that. >.> My brother is even hanging out with a friend that night.

So I’m basically alone; there must be something fun going on in a city of a little under a half million >.>

Otherwise it’s just another boring day at School; instead of doing something fun and dressing up for Halloween. Everyone is wearing Red for surprisingly not football Drug/Alcohol awareness week. I don’t own red for my upmost hate of football so I’m wearing my normal uniform shirt. =___=

Yeah, unlike most high-schoolers I have enough sense not to get into stupid heavy shit but can’t say I’m totally innocent either. >.>

I fail at being cute xD

Appearance:
[X] = You have blue/green eyes (both! xD)
[ ] = You blush a lot (Only when I suck at speeches :/)
[ ] = You giggle
[X] = You're quiet (By choice ;) )
[X] = You say random silly things
[ ] = You have a baby face
[ ] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing
[X] = You don't wear halter tops or anything too showy
[ ] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall (5’8” yeah...)
TOTAL SO FAR: 4

Innocence:
[X] = You're a virgin(My mind isn’t xDDD)
[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush (No my mind is eternally in the gutter)
[ ] = Your idea of a date is really romantic (Not really :/)
[ ] = You sleep with a stuffed animal
[ ] = You like to cuddle (I’m not a touchy person xD)
[ ] = You've never played the Nervous game (HAHA love that game xD mmmmmmm!)
[ ] = You don't even know what the nervous game is

TOTAL SO FAR: 5
Colors:
[] = You like the color pink (Only if it’s accompanied with black ;) )
[] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

Personality:
[ ] = You can be ignorant/oblivious
[ ] = You'd consider yourself shy
[X] = You like happy upbeat music (Owl City FTW :D)
[ ] = You like "Cutesy" music (o___0…)

TOTAL SO FAR: 6

What YOU think is cute:
[X] = You like small animals (KAWAII!)
[ ] = You like babies a lot. (I hate babies >:( )
[X] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww <3"
TOTAL: 17

I got 68% FAIL xDDD