Sebasiten: *looks up over a book* Ah, you seem to have caught me in my leisure; so an interview would be lovely. *takes off reading glasses and folds the cover* Shall we begin?
1. So uhh you know it's customary in my country to kiss on the cheek when we say hello right? *points to cheek*
Sebastien: Of course it is customary for myself also; I spent most of my young life in Europe after all. Though we usually kiss both cheeks. *winks and kisses my mysterious caller* Oh my are you alright? You seem to have fainted.
2. How do you get it ALL?
Sebastien: Tch, Tch. *waves finger* One doesn’t give away the secrets of his trade.
3. Why didn't you return my call last night? I totally left you like, one millions messages.
Sebastien: Several messages how odd; I didn’t receive a single letter…*very old fashioned*
4. Do you own any land?
Sebastien: All the land and the oceans of the earth belong to me for I rule them from the air. *raises arm to the heavens*
5. When was the first time you watched a rated-R movie?
Sebastien: I have little interest in such perversions.
6. Can I have a hug? *inches closer* and uhhh maybe something extra? *touches your hair*
Sebastien: I’m flattered to no end but why in the devil would you desire my hair? *shrugs and plucks a few* Please do not do anything strange with them. *smiles ignorantly*
7. Are you wearing socks right now? What color are they?
Sebastien: Of course I am; just a simple pair of black socks. My feet would surely be rubbed raw by my fine Cesare Paciotti shoes if otherwise.
8. Can you build your own fire? USING LOGS?
Sebastien: Hmm I have never had the need since I prefer the cityscapes.
9. What is the most annoying habit you have?
Sebastien: Well I certainly cannot think of one; I find myself quite pleasurable to be around. Though there may be some who find my mannerisms quite bothersome.
10. Would you kick a puppy?
Sebastien: Well I can’t deny that I might; dogs are annoying creatures.
11. Are you scared of the dark?
Sebastien: Not at all, I find it quite enjoyable.
12. Do you use flavored chap-stick?
Sebastien: I have never used the flavored kind but cracked lips hurt like no bloody other.
13. What is your method of transportation? Give me a ride sometime. I'm broke and my car broke down
Sebastien: I fly most normally but I’m afraid my wings are much too light to carry you such a distance.
14. Why do you have that crazy look in your eye?
Sebastien: *looks in mirror* What on earth are you talking about? I always maintain a calm composure.
15. Where the heck did you stash the money!?
Sebastien: Please I have no use for such worldly items so do not make false accusations against me. *says the guy in a fine suit and expensive shoes*
16. Why are you such a prostitute?
Sebastien: I’m far to dignified to put myself to work like a lowly unfortunate.
17. Have you ever been to war?
Sebastien: I cannot say I have ever seen a battle outside the print of a history book but I have had my fair share of skirmishes.
18. When you fight, do you get into manly fist fights? Or pussy cat fights?
Sebastien: How barbaric…I prefer the honorable gentlemen’s duel
19. What time do you usually go to sleep at night?
Sebastien: Whenever I can find a break in my unending schedule; I’m really quite exhausted.
20. Totally gnarly, dude?
Sebastien: I beg your pardon I do not have much of a grasp for slang.
