1. OAM hates her real name and refuses to reveal it
2. OAM just graduated highschool and is going nowhere in Life...thus far.
3. OAM has terrible memory and forget what happens within a day unless it is properly documented
4. OAM is the oldest of the five kids that make the house absolute chaos
5. OAM FEELS THE NEED TO CAPSRAEP LIKE THIS WHENEVER HAVING INTERNET DISCUSSION
6. OAM COLLECTS TWO THINGS, HEADPHONES AND SHADES
7. OAM BELIEVES THAT COMBINE THAT, HER EPIC LOVE OF PHOTOGRAPHY, NEED TO CHASE BIRDS, AND FOREVER FALL DOWN STAIRS MAKES HER AN AWESOME DAVE!
8. IT'S THANKS TO HER LITTLE BRO JEN FOR BRINGING HOMESTUCK INTO HER LIFE
9. OAM JUST REALIZED SHE'S STILL IN CAPS...oops
10. Since OAM is a fifth-generation German immigrant she can speech German awesomely yet...sucks horribly at french even though she was a three year student
11. OAM's family came from a part of Germany that used to be Prussia hence SHE IS PRUSSIAN
12. OAM is blind and needs new glasses once a year
13. OAM likes to feel hipster
14. OAM has a confusing family, both her mom and dad were divorced twice and married again now somehow she has eleven siblings but only sees four on a regular basis
15. OAM is a Convention Vetern and getting pumped for Nebraskon '11
16. OAM is a complete derp, most of her actions are internet references and flailing
17. OAM sucks at drawing but man does she love to do it
18. OAM is a record enthusiast and ownes 68 of those sweet vinyl gifts from god
19. Some days, OAM has a difficult time speaking English even though it's her first language
20. OAM watches CNN wayy too much
21. OAM is very paranoid of the government and its conspiracies
22. OAM may move to Canada if the country keeps going the way it's going
23. OAM works 37 hours a week in a hospital kitchen, some days it brings her to frustrated screaming and cursing...not mention many many injuries...U
24. OAM is a shameless Anglophile and has a soft spot for all things British
25. Thus, OAM is very weak and prone to British accents but is very wary of british men themselves after much research.
26. OAM has come to embrace what a nerd she is.
27. OAM has been on the fence for awhile and has yet to fall on one side...granted she may sway forever
28. OAM wakes at 5:30 every day, no matter what
29. OAM is so paranoid of not waking up for work on time she has to set 12 alarms on 2 ipod touches, her cellphone, and alarm clock...other she is so afraid to sleep.
30. OAM loves her narcissistic personality it is one of her favorites out of her many personalities.
31. OAM claims to be the head of a Federation it all started when she annexed her best bros and random bits of property. i.e. some lockers and a square of sidewalk in the Downtown area.
32. OAM has an irrational fear of Puppets...he brother bought one and she cant look at it straight since. Someday you'll praise when death comes to Fredrick.
33. OAM travels lots she's been every General direction in the U S of A not to mention good ol' Canadia
34. OAM doesn't eat red meat but...somethings the lure of Bratwurst is just to great...cursed German blood.
35. OAM is terrible at comforting people she just hopes her wacky tomfoolery can keep people happy.
36. OAM is now completely convinced that the reason her and her best bro Jen are alike is because she is actually Jen from the future and one day Jen's older-self will come back and replace her.
37. OAM feels like she can stick around the O again
38. OAM hasn't sleep in her own bed since June mostly she ends up on the couch or for some reason her brother's floor.
39. OAM realized the only way she uses french is to read France fanfiction.
40. OAM misses her days as a gamer but realizes though days ended when the Nintendo 64 got packed in the attic and the PS2 disappeared upstairs.
41. OAM claims to be atheist but neither agrees/nordisagrees the exsistence of one...she just doesn't care and loves her material life
42. OAM knows that if her mom every looked through her laptop what a deadwoman she would be.
43. OAM has no depth perception due to her terrible sight and cant tell when people are going to hit or poke her...her main defense is flailing.
44. OAM used to hate the fact that she had Green eyes and Dark semi-thick brows, now she just feels awesome!
45. OAM is a worst cook than England...even he does not burn the teapot to a charcoal black.
46. OAM can't put on weight for the life of her...so even though she claims to be so awesome she is actually quite pathetic and scrawny.
47. OAM hates sunlight, it gives her terrible migraines thus she wears lots of shades.
48. OAM wouldn't mind if it rained everyday; it's her favorite kind of weather. She's guesses she's a contradiction like starbursts.
49. OAM hates most sweets...but can't go a single day without eating ice cream.
50. OAM loves to drive even if her Kia, Vincent Yoog Soon is kinda a piece of shit...at least he's pretty~
51. OAM has a slight Monophobia...sometimes it feels that way when her family constantly abandons her to do other things. /foreveralone
52. OAM is thankful for her three brothers since they always seem to want to hang out with her.
53. OAM is going to grow alot of mushrooms in her dark and dank corner when her bros go back to school without her.
54. OAM hates being constantly underestimated. It seems no one believes she can do anything...slowly instituted the complete nonexsistence of self-esteem that has plagued her to this day.
55. OAM thinks this is depressing and hates anything depressing...thus living her daily life as a spunky derp is just fine.
56. OAM is a slave to her paranoia
57. OAM laughs at horror movies but when it came to the Gummy Bears in Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs...that shit was messed up.
58. OAM cant wait til her Tomatina party and the chance to make some seriosu ketchup!
59. OAM wishes someone warned her about the stairs.
60. OAM feels like this is Homestuck dialouge.