Some things to chew over:
What does the color nine smell like?
Why do they put braille on drive-up ATMs?
If you keep your mind open, won't your brain fall out?
Choosers will be beggers if the begging's not their choosing.
Silence speaks in volumes. Is that why we read?
How do you go east of the North Pole?
How do we travel west of the sun and east of the moon?
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two negatives make a positive.
You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter.'
Is it okay if a vacuum really sucks?
If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you.
Thou shall love thy neighbor, but thou shall not covet their wife.
A celebrity is someone who works hard all their life to get noticed, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
What a thoughtless self--I mean a selfless thought.
When you steal from your own home, isn't that called moving?
Worm, as degrading a word, is one letter away from Wyrm (dragon). The case is similar backwards.
