Anime Closet Adventure One!

Closet Adventure! One!

(DeathNote World)

PheonixFox laughs hysterically. L looks at her like she's crazy. Which probably isn't far from the reality. "What?"
She continues to laugh hysterically.
Beginning to look vaguely uneasy L asks, "Hey, why are you laughing..? Who ARE you, anyways..? -_-;"
PheonixFox replies, "Yakuza! 8D" There's a brief pause before she admits, "Okay, not really."
L cocked his head imploringly.
"You see, I am here to kidnap you!"
Startled, L scooches back a bit. "What are you talking about?"
"You heard me, mister! This is a kidnapping!"
"I can't believe this. -_-;" L looked a little sick, though that's normal.
"Believe it!" PheonixFox gives a thumbs up sign, and slings off her small, green backpack.
Watching, L stares dubiously as she brings out a silvery roll of tape. Duct tape, to be precise. "What's that gonna do you? I can fight, you know..." He bites his thumb, bored.
"My dear L, nobody, and I mean nobody, can fight the power of duct tape!"
He doesn't buy it. "I highly doubt that..."
Grinning a malicious, slightly sadistic smile, PheonixFox grabs hold of the end of the roll of tape. "Do you know?" She pulls, and they both hear the sound it makes loud and clear. "Duct tape is the single, most unbeatable element in the world. Other than bacon."
"-_- Bacon?"
"Okay, no, not even bacon. Tch, touchy much." And with that, she surges forward, and L, anticipating it, rolls backwards, only to be caught by the ankle.
PheonixFox smirks. "Not today!"

(YuYu Hakusho World)

Elsewhere, where the streets are dark and gloomy, a red haired fox-demon walks casually down the street, accompanied by a shorter one in black.
They both turn instinctively around as they feel a dark presence behind them, and their eyes dart back and forth.
A tall figure emerges from an alley way. He's tall, wearing a long black robe hemmed in red. He has long balck hair in a loose braid over his right shoulder, and the eye above it was encased in a plate of metal, the eye a red glass circle. He seemed to be holding something in one hand, hidden by his sleeve.
His left red eye twinkled. "Hello."
Hiei, the short, black demon, glared at him. "What do YOU want?"
"Allow me to introduce myself. I am PheonixFox's butler, Lucifer, since she cannot kidnap Sabastian due to his contract."
Kurama gives him a puzzled look. "Sabastian...?"
"From Kuroshitsuji."
Both demons seem to be slightly lost.
"That aside, however..."
"You mentioned kidnapping," Hiei stopped him. "What do you mean?"
The butler's smile peeled into an evil grin. "Just what I meant."
Kurama and Hiei felt chills go down their spine.
Lucifer brought out his hand. In it was a roll of duct tape. "You'll be coming with me."

(HOME)

L groaned, eyes still shut. He could recognize the feel of duct tape binding his arms to his side and his legs together.
Nobody, and she meant nobody, could fight the power of duct tape.
One black-rimmed eye peeled open. Or he thought it was open. It was still too dark to see anything.
Someone had heard his groan, however.
"Who's there?" someone growled under his breath, clearing intending to be quiet.
L lifts his head up to look for some point of light, and finds it two inches from his face.
Eyes.
With a muffled yelp he sits back up away from the face, and the other body does the same, both in complete surprise.
"Hey," said the other voice again, "who's there?"
"I am."
There was a growl in response.
"Now now, Hiei, calm down," whispered Kurama.
"Why should I? Where are we, anyway? One moment we're walking down the street, and the next..."
L shrugs, even in the dark. "How should I know? I don't even remember what I was doing not a few moments ago."
Suddenly, a peel of light erupts from one of the walls around them, and they all flinch.
A figure stands in the doorway, grinning, fingers hooked under the duct tape of another figure.
"Let me go!" The other new arrival demands.
PheonixFox shakes her head, however. "What's the worth of the name HiguchiGirl on deviantART without Higuchi? Now seriously."
"Hmph."
The girl swings Higuchi around and plops him down to sit next to L, on the opposite side of what he sees is a red haired teenager. "Now, everyone, let me introduce you to one another!" She gestures at L. "L Lawliet!" He flinches in surprise. She knows his name!? "And here's Kurama and Hiei! No last names, as demons. And Higuchi Yuuya, from the Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro World!"
"The...the what?"
"You heard me. It's a mouthful, so I won't say it again." Actually, she was just too lazy to type it all a second time.
"Neuro? The assistant detective?"
"Yes and no. Any more questions?"
"I have one," Hiei growled. "What the heck are we doing here!?"
"Good question! You're here as my new family!"
"WHAT?"
"Presicely! New family! Since, well, mine died in an accident, and....well..." U_U
Hiei glared at her. "You're lying, aren't you?"
She composed herself at once. "Yes! I am!" She smiled. "This is my world! Welcome to it! You are now a part of the household!"
"WHAT household?" asked Kurama.
"Mine."
"No last name or anything?"
"No, not online where it can be pulicized and used for evil benefit."
They all nod understandingly.
"Lucifer! Oh Lucifer! Escort them please to their rooms!"
"They're already in their room, ma'am."
"Oh! Incredible work, then! Wow you're fast."
"Hey, get us out of the duct tape, at least..." Higuchi said.
HiguchiGirl ndded. "Yup! By the way, why didn't anyone hit the light switch?"
"There's a light switch!?"
"We're stuck in DUCT TAPE you retard! How're we supposed to hit ANYTHING?"

End