Ladies Man vs. Guys Man

I wondered where lady Akane had run off to. Ladies should be taken care of not rush off on their own...*sigh* I continued walking until I bumped into a guy. He gave me the weirdest look and I just looked back at him.

"Are you the baka that wrote this?" he asked shoving a paper into my hand. I looked it over and sighed. Lady Akane...what are you doing....

It read.

Dear Tanex hottie!

I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date with me <3 I'm a nice guy and I just happened to see you walking around. Anyways....I know that I shouldn't come right out and say I liked guys, but you are so cute! I just wanted to say hi!

Love ya!
Tamex

I felt my eye twitch as I loooked up from the paper.

"It....has my name on it but I didn't write it!" I started, "I am a ladies-"

"I just have to say that for one you should talk outright about these things instead of put them in letters!" the guy I assumed to be Tanex started. "And secondly...." he started looking me over and I felt my face go red...this was so wrong in my books! SO WRONG! "You are a cutie...."

I felt an atom bomb go off where my heart had once been.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was a ladies man not a man's man!

"I....I think you have the wrong guy...." I statred. "I like girls.....and well.....you're a guy....and this....doesn't work out too well....and um....."

"Well," Tanex said putting his hands on his hips. "SO this was some prank? I hate people like you! You think you can go around making fun of guys just because he likes a guy......"

"No! It wasn't like that! I didn't even write the letter!" I started. "I was looking for this girl when...."

"No I am sick and tired of this! You are so mean! People like you deserve to be chained in a pit of nothingess for all eternity!" Tanex yelled.

I just stood there unable to move.....what was I supposed to do with this guy????

HELP!

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Tamex: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'M NOT A MAN'S MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jet: wow....um.....someone want to help this poor guy?

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