I sat down at Lilo's dining room table and looked around. It was quite an interesting place, but Stitch kept looking ready to eat me. I couldn't really explain.....he just kept glaring and saying strange stuff.
"So I guess this work is clear from all the heartless and lesser nobodies?" I asked.
"What's a heartless?" Lilo asked.
"Are they experiments?" a voice asked. A large....thing.....I guess you could call him a dude.....walked in.
"Jumba what do you mean?" Lilo asked looking at him. "I though we gave all the experiments a home....."
"No heartless aren't experiments," I answered. "They are demonic creatures that threaten some of the worlds. I was just wondering if you had seen any. If so I need to take care of them fast or they'll wreak havoc."
"Did you say havoc?" Jumba asked. "I love havoc! That is why I made 626 and all the others!"
Lilo and Nani turned and faced Jumba giving him a scary look that I would never want to receive from a lady.
"626?" I asked. "Ah Stitch then."
Everyone looked at me, and I smiled and put my hands behind my head.
"Well ya see I can look into cellular water and see genetic material...and well....It was obvious that he didn't contain the same genetic material that humans and other normal creatures have, so I was just making a guess."
"what kind of power is that?" Jumba asked. "Are you an experiment?"
At this I laughed pretty hard. I stopped in an instant though.
"I'm a nobody," I answered.
"A nobody!" a deep voice seemed to almost yell. I turned around and say a man in a suit staring at me. He had dark shades, but I could tell he was staring at me.
"Ya," I answered. "I bet you're the one that has kept all that a secret hu....."
"Yes," the man answered. "And I plan to keep it that way. Now you must leave."
"Why!" Lilo nearly yelled.
The man looked at Lilo and smiled a bit. Stitch barked at me, and Jumba put his hands in the air.
"I didn't make him I swear!" Jumba said quickly.
"No," the man answered. "I know very well what nobodies are. Why are you here? This wold is peaceful. We eradicated the heartless and lesser nobides from Hawaii a long time ago. What are you doing here?"
"I'm just here to enjoy myself. If you really want me to leave then I'll go," I answered.
"No! Don't go! You didn't even go to the tikki festival!" Lilo said quickly.
The man in the suit raised his eyebrow freakishly high and looked at Nani. Nani sighed and bent down to Lilo's level.
"Lilo hun if the man wants this man to go then he has to go. This world is peacefull and I don't want any distuction like when Stitch first arrived," Nani answered.
"But...but....but...." Lilo said sadly.
I stared back at the man in the suit and glared at him. How dare he make a little girl sad!
"Now listen here!" I said standing up. "I can stay if I want and I will! What are you going to do about it? If I promice that I won't do anything and then after the tikki festival, I'll leave then what? Will ya let me do it man? I can't stand making little ladies sad. Come on man! Be a gentle man!"
The man in the suit just raised his eyevbrow.
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Will continue this later.....anyone is welcomed to jump in!
