"THEY ARE BOTH IN HERE SLEEPING WHAT"

Today started off as usual: I got up for my 8am. Hit the gym at 9:30, got lunch at 11, and headed back to my dorm to shower at 11:30.
I get to my room and open the door. It's dark, as usual cause my roommate sleeps FOR FREAKING EVER.
So I walk in the room and quietly set my stuff down. But I notice something...she's sleeping weirdly. Her hand is in a weird position... Then it hits me.
That is not her hand.
HER AND HER FREAKING BOYFRIEND ARE IN THERE SLEEPING.
Like it's bad enough that I have to deal with her sleeping the day away so I have to do my work in the dark but I am not having BOTH of them doing that.
LIKE WHAT.
She had class from 8-10:45 so somewhere in the 45 minute gap between then and 11:30 she called him and made him come over so they could "nap" together. NO WARNING TEXT OR ANYTHING. Hang out at his place or something seriously. Tuesday night was the first night in a week that I have come in the room and he HASN'T been there. UGH.
I texted me friend Megan like ASAP and she didn't believe me so I sent her a picture! bahaha
But seriously it was awkward. Thank goodness I'm moving out Sunday and will never have to deal with that again.

End