a reandom naruto talk show

this is a very random talk show so please do not blame me if u are offended....
OK time to start.
Me:Ok our first guest sasuke!!!!!!
Crowd:HOORAY!!!!!
Me:ok come out sasuke!!
*all the fan girls come flooding onto the stage.*
Me:ok get off of my stage now or I will get bob out !!!!
A fan girl:Who's bob?
*a VERY big man comes out from backstage*
Me:this is bob
Fan girl:Ohhhhh..... yikes..
Me:yeah thats right so get off of the stage NOW!!!!
*all the fan girls take their seats*
Me:its ok now sasuke you can come out now!
*sasuke comes and sits down*
Sasuke:are you sure its ok?
Me:of course it is!right bob?
Bob:right *glares at fan girls*
Sasuke: ok I trust you.*gives ne a hug*
Fan girls:WHAT ARE YOU DOING SASUKE-KUN????!!!!!
Me: shut up!!!!! ok time to start what we came here for.
talk show time!!!!!!!!
Me: ok sasuke, what has your life been like on team 7?
Sasuke:ok I guess.Ive seen some pretty intersesting things
*looks at fan girls*
fan girls: EEEEEEEHHHH!!!!!!
sasuke:but everythings been good.
Me: define 'interesting'
Sasuke:well my life has been like a roller coaster y'know
going on missions with my team and beating up many different kinda of people.
Me:ok kool so how do you handle these rumors with you and ssuke being gay?
Sasuke :I beat the crap out of them.
Me:O well thats all the time that we have So see ya later!!!!