It snowed Saturday and I was sooo happy, we go 6 inches!! I haven't seen that much snow since I lived in Jersey about 7 years ago.
But I didn't play in it. XP
But other than that, not much has gone on......
I tried to subscribe to myself (I thought I could) but it didn't work.....
For now, some funny stuff.
PONDERISMS
*I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
* There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
* Life is sexually transmitted.
* Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
* The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
* Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
* Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
* In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird; Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal....
* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'
* If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
* If corn oil is made from corn,and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
* Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Do you ever wonder why your reading this?
