Rompus (7:11:26 PM): then my hairstylist came over with her two fat kids.
Rompus (7:12:12 PM): and so we're hanging out whatever. we go swimming and theyre jumping on top of eachother and humping. then she flashes him and they jump on eachother. then she gets on my back and rides me around the pool. then im tanning on the porch and she tries to POP THE PIMPLES ON MY BACK

Enough said.