Me: Time for our special report: "Interview with a Vampire!" So, Zoey, what's it like being a vampire
Zoey: Dark... a bit lonely sometimes. I don't like all the blood drinking. Actually, I hunt my own kind.
Me: Really?! How can you stand betraying your own species?
Zoey: Easily. How long does this take again?
Me: Until I say it's done. Now, has anyone referred to you as "Buffy"?
Zoey: Yeah, once or twice a employer did. They regretted it later... >:3
Me: O.o Okay... Moving on! How much blood do you usually drink in a day?
Zoey: About 5 glasses, giver or take a few.
Me: Oh, so what kind of blood is your favorite.
Zoey: Well, I don't drink animal... stupid Twilight... But A+ is pretty good.
Me: O_O *throws papers in air and runs around screaming*
Zoey: Relax, I buy from blood banks...
Me: Oh... okay, *composes self* then, lets see... Oh! So, how do you do your paranormal work?
Zoey: Well, normally I get cases with monsters and such. I don't do ghosts well, but I can channel some energy into my nails. It's not very strong, but it works on weaklings >_> Other than that... stakes, silver tipped whip, items that serve as magic barriers... I just don't work with crosses or garlic.
Me: Back on the vampire topic...
Zoey: CAN WE GET OFF THE VAMPIRE TOPIC?!
Me: But-
Zoey: Or I will eat you!
Me: O_O 'Kay! So, what are the typical monsters that you see?
Zoey: Well, I get quite a few vampires, werewolves, zombies, demons, every so often I get a ghost case, but normally those kind of cases I turn down if I'm in a bad mood. I'm no exorcist either, so I don't do too much possessive demons, either. Every so often I get a trouble some pixie or two, maybe some lake monsters, like sirens, mermaids, the works. Don't see too many large creatures unless you get calls from the crazies out in the middle of no where.
Me: So why did you join PR anyway if you don't do a lot of ghost work?
Zoey: Four reasons: 1) You made me, 2) to improve my ghost and demon skills, 3) to have fun with some tougher foes, 4) Money. (Blood banks don't exactly make it cheep, ya'know!)
Me: Last question: So i herd u liek mudkipz?
Zoey: -_- That's it, I'm out of here!
Me: But... But Mudkip likes you! *cry*
Zoey: *walks out*
Me: *composes self* Well, *sniff* thats our special report. Watch out for monsters! Zoey's number is 401-285-0696 (no that's not my own number... And no, I did not just make that up... you want to know what it is? Find out for yourself!) See you next time on "My Newz"!
