Yes, my name is spelled Pein, not Pain.
I'm was forced by the members of my organization to stay in a hotel.
But I have to stay with a *ahem* woman.
Members:
Me: gaaragirl911
Itachi: DeidaraNarutoClan
Sasori: Mad Hatter Belia
Deidara: cheriblosomchibi
Tobi: gaara is cool135
Hidan: cheetahgirlz9
Konan: AnimeArchAngel
Orochimaru: AkatsukiZumi
Alright, Sasori told me it was probably Itachi. I can understand completely why he wants his room back (I want mine back too) but I never lost a battle before, and I'm not starting with Konan.
So I marched off to "Deidara's" room and found out he was gone getting some food.
"Did he steal my TV?" I asked Deidara, who was sitting on his bed, sculpting some bird.
"How would I know un?"
"You're living with him!"
"So, un. I hate him."
"Have any ideas how I could get back at him?"
An evil smile crossed his face. THAT was a very very good sign.
So here's what I did. Tomorrow, he will find no food in the fridge, so he would have to make coffee. But it won't be coffee...
And I'll have a power shortage only in his room, so he can't watch TV at night.
Then, he'll be forced to either sit in the dark all night, or go to sleep and find himself on Deidara's bed again.
Thank you Deidara! And if none of this works, I have one thing that would make him never dare get in my way EVER again...Muhahahaha...
I decided I had to move quickly. I knew if Itachi found out that I left his room, he would take it back and get a new key, then I'll be left with going back to Konan....
But I desperately needed Oust! Itachi's bed smells too much, that I have a major headache from it!
Oh, and I think someone came into my room last night while I was asleep. You see, I never locked my door. I thought no one would have the guts to come near me. But it looks like someone tried.
You want to know how I know?? My TV's gone.
Who the hell would just strut right in and take my TV!? So now I have a headache, and I'm p*ssed off. I might actually start sleeping in the elevator like Tobi. Speaking of Tobi, I hadn't heard very many complaints about him over the time I got back...
Maybe Tobi is a good boy...
Man, I don't know if it was a girl or Itachi, but heard someone scream at like 6:00 am. It didn't bother me though, I was already awake. I always wake up really early.
But I really hate that my bed smells like Itachi. And a little like cheap perfume. God, it gives me such a headache. Well I guess I should get some more coffee....brb.
Ok I'm back. You know whats weird though? I found a bouquet of flowers sitting on my door step. At first I thought it was the hotel staff, but I looked around and no one else had flowers...
I don't like flowers though. I'm not allergic, but too much color. I did put them on my dresser though. I bet it was Konan. But I've learned over the years that she doesn't give up. I would have to get her something. (and of course I won't) I'm just as stubborn as her I guess.
I'll probably lose my mind soon enough and just sneak into bed with her some night. She usually takes that as a 'He's giving up' thing.
Oh well. Back to watching youtube vids.
Ok, I hate this. Even though I'm finally away from Konan, I can hear Itachi and Deidara yell like crazy.
Son of a Sasuke? wth?
I have weird members, and their crazy problems.
I think I might go out and get some food. Well maybe I should try the hotel food...Nah.
Off to get some Chinese I guess...got to make sure no one sees me leave...that could spell trouble.
Ok, I am mad. You want to know why?? I come back from a tiresome mission, and you know what? Konan invite about 13 or 14 girls and trashed our room!!
When I finally got everyone out, Konan was standing there tapping her foot. Instead of yelling at her, I marched off and took a shower...
But, no hot water!!
So when I was finished, Konan was giving me the silent treatment. So I decided not to share the same bed as her.
So I walked to Itachi's room. I forced Itachi out of his room, and he can stay with Deidara. (I know they hate each other, but I wanted some excitement)
Well...Laters.
Pein, not Pain.
