It's amazing how quickly things turned out.
Deidara's in the hospital, because of Itachi. But really, the planned still worked. Itachi and Deidara are (sorta) friends now. Deidara has a girlfriend. Itachi can have his room back, (but I get the flat screen that's in it) and Konan and I are back together.
Seriously, things are going great here now....
[real life]
Konan: Pein, what are you typing?
Me: Just an entry to my blog.
Konan: Can I see?
Me: I don't see why not...*shows her site*
Konan: I might want one of these....
Me: Of course darling. *kisses her cheek*
(to those wishing to join this blog thingy....contact Deidara....we kinda need a Konan if you haven't figured it out yet)