(Situation: Logic has taken control of moonshine7's mind, right in time for summer break! Eros is terribly frightened and Rebellion is severly pissed, but the only question on everyone's mind is.... what happened to Denny?)
Reb: Great, so my horrific downfall is less imporatnt than a missing puppy?! Well, that just makes my day!
Eros (oblivious): I'm glad you're having a good day, Reb! ^^
Reb: Will you just shut up! It's all your fault that i lost my power in the first place!
Logic: No, Rebellion. Your loss of power was entirely your own fault, you pathetic, worthless, waste of carbon.
Reb: Watch it, you-you....
Logic: Did your enormous mouth accidently swallow your tiny brain?
Reb: I'm gonna kick your a**!
(Moonshine7: Wait. Did i mention that this would have language in it? *scans intro* oops, no i didn't ^^" Well, *cough* now you know.)
Eros (whining): Stop fighting, guys! Ya'll are giving me a headache.
Reb: Like I care!
Logic: Eros, why don't you go look for Denny while Reb and I finish our discussion?
Eros (jumping to her feet): That's a great idea, Logic!
Logic (sighing): Yes, I know.
(Eros bounds out of the room with determination.)
Logic: Now, Reb, where were we?
Reb: We were at the part where I kick your a**!
Logic: Right, about that...
(Meanwhile....)
Eros: Denny! Where are you? Come to your auntie Eros!
(After hours of this and similar meaningless drivel, Eros can still not find her dearly beloved Denny. Feeling emotionally drained, Eros returns to where Logic and Rebellion were arguing. Logic is humming and munching on a brownie. Reb is no where in sight.)
Eros: Logic, where's Reb?
Logic: To be absolutely honest, I don't know. You see....
(A few hours earlier...)
Logic: Now, Reb, we both know that you can easily best me in a feat of physical strength and that I can totally destroy you when it comes to elements dealing with the mind, therefore, to win back your power, I believe you should have to prove yourself by another method.
Reb: All I heard was "blah, blah, blah, get your power back, blah."
Logic: Exactly what I was hoping for. You see, I will give you your power back if you will go on a quest for me.
Reb: Stupid, fantasy book nerd, sending me on a gay "quest." What is it a quest for? To find your collectable Hobbit action figures?
Logic (sighing again): No, I know exactly where they are. I want you to find Denny.
(The two stare at one another.)
Reb: So.... if i find that stupid dog, you'll give me my power back.
Logic: It's such a shame that i have to waste time explaining everything to you twice. Yes, Reb, if you find Denny and bring him back, i'll give you your power back.
(Back to the present...)
Logic: So Reb went off to find your lost puppy, and i managed to dispose of two idiots for a couple of hours using the same trick.
Eros: There were two idiots here?!
Logic:.....
(Well, this has already gotten longer than I intended, so i'll end it right here. Since i'm on summer break now, i'll try to update this more often, so until my next post, ttyl!)
