(And you thought this problem was over.)
Logic: Well, I certainly thought that this was over. The entire concept is absolutely absurd.
Rebellion: Your face is absurd.
Logic: I'm refusing to honor that remark with a comeback.
Reb: Ha! That means you lose!
Logic:....
(Eros enters, in a fit of unstable happiness.)
Eros: Guys, you will so not believe this!
Logic: Try me.
Eros: What?
Logic (putting her head in her hands): Just tell me what you were about to say.
Eros: Well, why didn't you just say so? I swear, you can be so silly sometimes, Logic.
Logic:....
Eros: Anywayz, I have discovered a way to solve everything!
Logic: World hunger? Global Warming?
Reb: War protesting? Getting rid of the ban on "cruel and unusual punishment"?
Eros: No! Real things!
Logic & Reb: ......
(Suddenly, Logic and Rebellion realize what Eros has decided.)
Reb: There's no way in Hell!
Logic: It would mess up everything!
Eros: But they're so cute! And it would be fun!
Logic: You say that now, but you won't when you're the one taking care of it.
Reb: And they smell horrible!
Eros: But --
Reb: No way!
Eros: I already brought it home, though. Look!
(A cute little golden retriever puppy walks into the scene. Rebllion and Logic just stare at it.)
Reb & Logic: Oh....
Eros: Was that not what ya'll thought I meant?
Logic: Oh, dear, i do believe something is burning in the kitchen. Rebellion, why don't you come help me check it out?
Reb: Right behind you.
(They race out of the room with Eros close behind.)
Eros: Wait guys! What did ya'll think I was talking about? Guys?!
(Thankfully, I'll cut it off there. Oh and i found a picture on photobucket that reminds me of Eros and funpunkrockkid found a great one for Rebellion. However, since i can only put up one picture per post, i'll give you the one of Eros now and Rebellion during the next post. Here's Eros:
