Hello all,

I do apologize for my late arrival. I had to set Elizabeth's heart at ease. She did not like the idea of me coming to a host club, but the Queen insisted that I come here and "socialize." I did, however, send my Butler ahead of me to see if this place was worth my time. My presence here should tell you that it is. The Queen has demanded that I remain here until I can get one of you to at least be my "Best Friend." She is hoping that by that time I will find this place fun and choose to stay. We shall see, I suppose.