COMPLETED; Lord Starrk's Second Riddle:

Date: September 25, 2013
Time Is: 3:00PM

I saw a strange creature:
Long, hard, and straight,
Thrusting into a round, dark opening,
Preparing to discharge its load of lives.
Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it,
Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Say what I mean.

((You will have to be a little more creative with this one. Let say you pay a visit to the human realm, hm?))

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Date: September 24, 2013
Time Is: 4:00PM

Nothing is in it
But something is in it
Nobody is in it
But somebody is in it
If you have it
You and I are in it
What is it?

End