MY LIFE IS A LIE

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?
Everything that I love has to DIE.
There is no Edgar and Ellen website anymore.
The books are probably NEVER going to be finished.
It just leaves this big *ss cliffhanger at the end of the last book.
Charles Ogden doesn't seem to f*cking exist.
There's only the outdated information everywhere you turn.
The
Same
F*cking
Stuff
Everywhere.
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!??!
First I finish off Animorphs and figure out everyone dies besides Cassie, and now THIS!?!?!? WTH HAS HAPPENED TO MAH WORLD. IT'S LIKE MY CHILDHOOD IS COMMITTING SUICIDE, KILLING OFF ONE THING I LOVE AFTER ANOTHER.
Even the Sonic website! It doesn't exist anymore either! It just poofed out of existence!!
WTF.
IS WRONG.
WITH LIFE.
Next Halloween is going to go down the drains, AND THEN WHERE THE F*CK WILL WE BE?!?!
*slams head against wall*
LIFE IS A LIE
AN UTTER AND COMPLETELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
LIFE ISH OVER
I HATE CLIFFHANGERS.
I WANTED TO KNOW THE END.
WHY COULDN'T THESE TEN YEAR OLD B*ST*RDS FIGURE OUT WHERE THE F*CK CHARLES OGDEN WAS BEFORE HE DISAPPEARED.
TWAS A TEST AND WE LOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST.
FML
AKML
AKML
AKML
DEATH DESPAIR AND DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
THE MOTHER F*CKER COULD DIE AND WE PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
LIFE IS A LIE

Enjoy the rest of your Edgar and Ellenless lives.

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