I'm stuck writing this philosophy paper and I hate Descartes. He is so stupid. So. So stupid. I'm trying to prove that the mind exists because it thinks. Because it thinks, it doubts, and because it doubts, it doubts its existence, thus it exists. Because why? FUck if I know! Maybe it exists because we doubt it. By doubting its existence, it proves it exists by its self-awareness. And how does that prove ANYTHING????? Because it is self-aware, it thinks. Because it thinks, it senses. Because it doubts, it doubts its senses, and thinks "Do I exist?" and it DOES exist simply because no reason at all. It is midnight and I am pissed and confused and stressed.