here are some rules on turkey day you must never do : rule 1 never deep fry your bird unless you know how to deep fry it if you don't then instead of grandma & grandpa coming, it would the fire department to come to save your house. rule 2 don't get a turducin the turkey meat & the chickin meat is ok but the duck meat is greasey eww, rule 3 don't invite a friend or family member or friend of the family who drinks all the gravy & goes bobing for marshmallows in the yams