she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
'concentrate.'
she put lipstick on her forehead wanted to
make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
'Airport Left' she turned around and went home
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no body lovez mi na 1 wabts ta tlk 2 mi
im so bored
SATS R OOOOOVVERRRR!!!!! i got let off of skol early 2 day
miss pink beat up some girl the other day so the girl threated her wid a knife so basicly she dont got no skol
some boi challaged me 2 a 1 on 1 foot ball match n is annoyed coz every one thinks ill win
i was runnin in some mud n slipped and feel head first
some guy that went 2 my church has now been banned he stole this mans car and has a crimal recordfor doin dirty things 2 teens!!
N I WENT IN THE CAR ALONE WID DAT MAN!!!
but over then all dat my lifes been very boring lol
Two women meet at the Pearly Gates
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
i pulled a muscel in my neck got the worst sore throat keep coughin and sneezin etc etc
well any ways 2 day in physical ed we played rounders
it was 9D against 9P and trust me it was not easy THEY CHEAT and to make matters worse the stupid chavs in my class (most of the girls n some boiz)were sittin on there fat butts. sabzy had a mosh pit by her self lol
BUT WE STILL WON LOL
