I am a dynamic figure and teenager, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to eat ice cream on ketchup (out of curiosity), slide off roofs, listen to music no one likes and make sarcastic remarks. I am notoriously lazy at times. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, I obsess about Resident Evil, and I can make little or no sence. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.I breed prize-winning clams. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. If there is ever a major change in my lifestyle, you people will be first to know.

One last thing.
If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?

-Fenrir