So we were all at the dinner table minding our own business, gossiping, flirting, hell whatever you would at a massive Thanksgiving-like Gijinka dinner for a thousand! Some greedy Gijinka were munching and crunching on that meat like there was no tomorrow. Others didn't touch the food, observing it as if it was poison or even alive. Note to self: Eat their leftovers. If they not gonna eat it then I will! Melody did a great job on the meaty MEAT MEAT! Boy ,it was so scrum-dilly-odious! A heart in each bite... OH GOOD GOLLY! Reminding me of my Chocolate Yum Yums. OH! Speaking Of...
"So..." I had some meat in my mouth while saying this. "How is everybody doing?"
"Good."
"Could be better..."
"I'm fine."
"What she say?"
"-chew chew MUNCH chew-"
"That's great! Glad to have you all here." I looked around the table with a welcoming, mother-like smile. I noticed there were a few that was missing from dinner. Hmmm, Seems like SOME people don't trust this HQ just as yet... SUIT THEMSELVES! I've thought about it hardly... and I've learned that I can't force Gijinka to stay here. But hey, they have no other choice! ... Well they do... It's either stay here and be safe, or travel by yourself AND LATER ON DIE! Shit, I'm doing them a favor, but if they wana act like this is a death trap, then fine. I won't force their scared asses here. I have more than enough Gijinka to watch anyways... Maybe I'm being to harsh.... HELL NAW, I'M NOT! I'M BEING REAAAAAL!
"Isn't this food delicious??" I asked them.
"Yes."
"-nod"
"Very delicious!"
"OH YEAH!" My eye twitched.... Wait, who said that??? My eyes scanned for them person who said that comment. I've caught... Zaishi, Hiro, and Chii who were smiling ever so cheesy. Only someone who loves to eat can STAND the taste of Chocolate Yum Yums. They are so delicious, you can't finish one bite. It takes someone with a HUUUUGE stomach to eat them! Ha-ha, my 3 culprits... but who... WHO WAS IT??
"Yeah?" I responded, stabbing the meat with my fork a little too hard. "This food is sooo delicious to me! I think I would even go for fifths!" I chuckled a little lie.
"Yeah man, Or maybe even tenths!" Hiro munched.
"Totally." Zaishi crunched.
"Nah, I'm full already. Ahh~" Chii laid in a relaxed position in his chair while rubbing his stomach. So Chii didn't do it. Ha, I knew that babes wouldn’t betray me~ ♥ ..... And then there's two.. *BOOM*
My thoughts were interrupted by Hoom and Hon's interference.
“Emm, Lupe can we excuse us for just a moment? We need to talk in private with our father, right Hon?” Hoom told me. The Houndoom trio was giving me a cheesy ass smile. I sighed and nodded. They went on their merry way to hell knows who...
"-ahem..." I tried to go back to the topic of thief. Ha-ha! Yeah! Almost like eating a box of chocolate, huh?" My eye twitched again but now twice. I knew I was a step closer into finding this THEIF!
"Chocolate? Never tried it..." Zaishi ate a piece of egg in the ramen I made.
"GIRL, You speaking my language! Chocolate is... GAWSH, chocolate is too good to describe" Hiro agreed. So... it was YOU Hiro. I accidentally bent the knife when those words came out of his greedy, chocolate eating mouth. I beat your ass twice before. Are you asking for another ass whooping?!
"Tehe..." I tried to laugh. "Is it... -twitch- like eating... Chocolate... -twitch- Yum... -twitch- Yumssss?"
He flew both hand into the air and I saw the stars in his eyes. "THOSE ARE SOOOO YUMMY! I ACTUALLY TRIED IT TODAY! It was in a cabinet with a... creamish knob..? But anyways, there was one stack left under these packs of nasty, yucky cinnamon bread rolls and I was so lucky to have taken the last of it! The wrapper was Golden... OH GOSH LUPE IT WAS S-" *BANG*
My plate of food hit his face quicker than his babbling. His face was like this: @___@ The whole table stopped eating. Jaws of food hung down like this: 8O
"So... it was you Hiro... heh.. heh... heh." I was facing down with my fists clutched and shivering. "You... ate my... Special Edition Chocolate Yum Yums..? You... ate them...? Huh...?"
"W-why, I... didn't-" Hiro dizzily tried to say.
"SHUT UP!!" He looked into my eyes and he immediately dropped out of his little daze and had a frighten look frozen on his face. My eyes was blood thirsty red. Flames in the background made me seem superior and deadly. My hair blew melodramatically with the flames.
"You low down, dirty piece of shit... I let you stay in my mutha f.cking house... and you DARE TO TAKE MY SPECIAL EDITION CHOCOLOATE YUM YUMS?!?! DIDN'T ANYONE TOLD YOU NOT TO MESS WITH MY SHIT, F.CKER?!?! HOW DAAAAAAAARE YOU!!" I pointed accusing fingers at him while giving him a piece of my mind.
Estelle stood up. "^^;;; Lupe... It's okay; Just calm down..."
"CALM DOWN?!?! HE TOOK AND ATE MY MUTHA F.CKING YUM YUMS! NO ONE EVERRRR TOUCHES THOSE BECAUSE THEY KNOW... THEY KNOOOOWW!!!"
Hiro stood there with big teardrops swinging from his eyes. "T^T But I didn't know......" Didn't know?? Didn't know my ASS! It was specifically printed with red ink: "DO NOT EAT. PROPERTY OF LUPE" Just like that, my sanity snapped.
"YOU DIDN'T KNOW?!?!? AHHHH!!"
I jumped onto the table and dashed towards where he was standing. Gijinka foods were either crushed, destroyed and/or mushed by the wrath of my angry cream Stiletto leather boots. Screams were everywhere. Even demonic ones from me. As soon as I was about to jump and smash that thief with my massive ear and a DIZZY PUNCH, that cock blocker Estelle put up a plank like FORCE FIELD before him and I smashed that instead of him. I dropped down to the ground face first.
"Hiro-kun, you must run!!" I heard Estelle yelled to Hiro. I shot back up and chased after the scared bastard. "COME BACK HERE YOU SLITHERING LITTLE BITCH!! COME PAY FOR WHAT YOU OWE!!!!" I charged up a HYPER BEAM and direct targeted him. Again Estelle protected him by running in front of him and setting up a bubble like force field. Then she grabbed him by the shirt and started to shake him continuously.
"THE YUM YUMS, HIRO-KUN! WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE GOLDEN YUM YUMS?! NOW ALL APOCALYPSE IS GOING TO BREAK LOSE! WHY HIRO-KUN WHYYYYYY?!"
Hiro stood there dumbfounded and shocked. ">O< I DIDNT KNOWWWW!!!!" Estelle dropped him to the floor and commanded Gale and Sparks to hold me back. Now in the arms of them, I was slowly being dragged back. Slowly because I was a little too much for them to handle.
"YOU F.CKING SH.ITFACED WEIRD SMELLING ASSHOLE!! THAT WAS THE LAST OF THE PACK! YOU WILL PAY WHAT YOU OWE!!!! YOU WILL-"
*BIGGERBOOM*
A roasted Hoom was sent flying to the table from the ceiling.
"What the hell?" I said. I pushed off the boys who were holding me back and went to see what happened to her (BIPOLARNESSS!!).
"Don, are you all right? It’s ok nothing bad will happen to you” She told a little Houndoom boy, supposedly her brother, and caressed him. Estelle ran to the ruckus. Hoom continued. “Besides here is one of my friends that is no going to let anything bad happen to you right?” She handed Don to Estelle. Estelle smiled at the cute boy and he smiled back. Hoom got up, holding her back and tried to limp back outside. How long was her and her family excused?
"Yo, what just happened? Who roasted your beans?" I asked, assisting her.
"My father... -breath- He's... working for them." I frowned at this statement. Damn, I thought I would be doing them a favor... But I've let a bounty hunter into the house.
"Aw, shit" I've said aloud, really thinking it. "Want me to help kick some bounty hunter ass?"
"No Lupe, you must get the gijinka out of here. The whole pack is here. I'll take care of him. Get them out of here NOW!" There was a growl in her voice. I backed off. I've never seen Hoom this heated... this must be serious. I heard running footsteps from 1/2 mile away. Shit they are coming!! I nodded and turned to everyone else who was staring.
"Ya heard that?? This is a Code RED. RUN!!!" With that being said, gijinka fled everywhere. I stood there in the middle of the dining room, ready to protect the Gijinka and family I live for.
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