Okay ,
I'm leaving off from Where Lupe Was Last Introduced into the Storyline .
Hope I Get This Right.... o.-
;D
And It's Not Going To Be In Third Person .
( That Thang Is To Dang Hardddddd D8 )
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Lupe
After hearing and admiring that random outburst that Aberius has made, I turned my attention back to that Ralts girl & the Roselia woman since Hoom wana go & LEAVE me! D8<
"Ooooo....kayyyy? So, lemme get this straight... You name is Raine... You're a Ralts... How the hell did you even get here???" I questioned, crossing my arms.
"W-Well... I-"
"Never mind, I really don't care at the moment." .....What??? I was tired, I was barely NUDE, and there were a lot of things that needed to be care of in the house and you think that I wana hear a LOOONG ass story about "Oh, I was running from bounty hunters and..." or "I was walking in the forest and..."??? HELL TO THE NO!
Raine looked at me wary as if she was not even cared about. I gave her a slight smile as if to say "It's not like that, dear" and turned to Roselyn.
"And Roselyn, as I told you before, you seem grown enough to know your way around the mansion sooooo you can find your room now." I winked at the beautiful girl. She smiled.
"Thank you, Lupe. Thank you for allowing me to stay here for a little while."
"Yeah yeah, it's my job, ya know? No need for 'thank you's."
And with that note, she strutted off. Damn, she got an ass! (For people who don't know, Lupe is actually bisexual so don't feel uneasy. XD) "Okay Raine, let's go find a room for you."
Raine snapped out of any daydream or thought she was having and looked at me with big worried eyes.
"R-R-Room??? But I can't stay here! There are MEN in this house! Oh please please PLEAAASE don't let me stay.."
"Ahh, don't worry about them. They're just-"
"A bag of nasty naughtiness??"
"No. ._."
"Slimy, sleazy, stupid morons???"
"No! -_-"
"Sneaky, perverted ba-"
"NO WOMAN! IF ANYTHING, THAT WOULD BE ME! DDD8<" My head grew large and she had "OAO;;" frozen on her face. I cleared my throat and continued what I was saying.
"They're just HARMLESS. Total sweethearts and..." my voice got low "a pain in the ass... Lux...." then returned to original tone, "Like that Glaceon guy. Didn't he seem nice?"
She mused about Gil for a second or 6 and finally answered. "Yes... he did seem kind."
"Well, THERE YOU GO!" I encouraged, placing an arm around her shoulder. "Even if there was ANY PERVERTED bastard that want your good goods, Lupe the Lopunny will save ya. She doesn’t play that damsel in distress shit. Nahh uh, she doesn’t!" I waved a finger, "We are basically like family, girl! No one's gonna rape ya! But you might wana lock your doors at night..."
She shrieked and wiggled her way out of my grasp. I placed both palms into the air.
"Hey hey now, I was just playing... ^-^;; Now, let's find your room okay?" offering a hand, I gave her a comforting smile.
"W-Well... okay." She took it and we went off to find her perfect room. Along the way, I heard a slight sound of...... snoring. I stopped completely and twitched my ears.
"Wait... Do you hear what I hear?"
"Uh... No Lupe... What do you hear?"
My ears twitched some more, as if to focus on who's snore it was. A sly, nasty grin appeared on my face as I rubbed my hands together. Raine stood confused and got startled from my ugly look. "I hear a sucker who's about to get a wakeup call. C’mon!"
We sneaked around the boys’ wing, using my ears as a guide. We looked like slimy paparazzi that were about to get their a million dollar shot. I peeked into the room and saw Lux sleeping like a drooling, stinky baby.
"Heheheheheeee, I KNEW it was this blue Neanderthal that was snoring up the damn place", I whispered to myself with the same slimy smile.
"EEEK! It's that man from before... I guess he really was- Hey, where did you get that camera & glass of water from???" She said, almost surprised.
"Te-he-he-HEEEEEEEE!" I passed her the camera. I slithered into his room like a snake, glass of water in hand, and crouched beside his bed. Looking up at his drooling face... Oh wait, his hair is out of place, we can't have that in the picture! I placed the glass on the nightstand and fixed that 1 strand of hair by placing it behind his ear. Then suddenly, he grabbed my hand really hard.
I had to catch myself from screaming because he was still sleeping. "This fucking idiot..." I was about to pound his face into the pillow.
"Lupe...." he whispered. I stopped my arm and look at him. He was... dreaming about me...? I leaned in closer to hear more about this dream about me. "I..."
"Yes, Lux? What are you dreaming of? What do you need to say?" I whispered into his ear. He smiled. "You're.... a pain in the ass.... zzzzzz...."
"Okay that's it! Raine, the camera!" Raine ran into the room by my side.
"Lupe, is this really necessary? What did this man ever did to you??"
"Nothing yet." I told her, getting Lux ready for the old' 'Pee in the pants by a glass of water' prank.
"So why???"
I looked at her with all jokes aside. My eyes totally soft and stern.
"Because... He's Lux. My rival. My target. The one I nightmare of. And most of all... because he's a pain in the ass. NOW GET THAT CAMERA AND GET TO FLASHING, MAGGOT!"
She obeyed and got ready for the prank as I placed his hand in the water.
"Eeeek!" She took the picture and ran for the hills.
"Soaked!" I triumphantly rejoiced with thumbs up. Lux woke up from my booming celebration and felt his pants, soaked from his urine. & the quarrel begins.
"Ahhhh! YOU BITCH!" He grabbed me by the ear. "WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH A NUISANCE?!"
"Oww oww oww oww OWW! WHY YOU GOTTA BE LUX?!?!" I flipped him over, trying to make him let go of my ear but he held on tight.
"UGH, YOU DAMMED RABBIT! YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING! WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE A LADY AND STOP ACTING LIKE A MAN! YOU'RE MIND IS TWISTED, I SWEAR TO LUIGA!"
"OH REALLY, LITTLE FUCKER?? BECAUSE IF I ACTED LIKE A LADY, I WOULDN'T BE ME, YOU UGLY ASS, MONKEY ASS HEARTBREAKING ASS, CAN'T STICK TO ONE GIRL ASS PLAYBOY!!"
There was a pause. I was breathing heavily as if I was running a 60 mile jog. He looked angry and kind of hurt of what I said. He looked me in the eyes with enraged fury and let go of my ear. He pushed me off of him and off the bed and headed for the bathroom. I fell with a big, hurting thud.
"I fucking hate you, Lupe.." He slammed the door on that note. Oh? He fucking hates me???
"AND I FUCKING HATE YOU TOO, LUX! MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW!!" I slammed my hand to the ground and stormed off.
-5 minutes later-
I was chilling in my room, on the crème loveseat, watching MTV, still thinking about that overblown argument between me and Lux. Then I started to think about the way I acted. I admit, I did started it, but I had a good reason... didn't I? A Jersey Shore commercial came on and 'The Situation' appeared on the screen.
"I think a lady should be beautiful, elegant, wear dresses, and all that girlie *BEEP* but most of all, wouldn't give me a lot of *BEEP*."
"Ahh, what the hell do you know about 'being a lady'??" I questioned the TV. He continued his speech.
"A lady with none of that... well she's just a pain in the a-"
I clicked off the television before he could finish that sentence. I knew I couldn't be elegant and wear dresses and all that shit. I'm Lupe. The Lopunny Tomboy. I couldn't possibly fit under all that. I got up and went inside the bathroom. I stared at myself up and down in the mirror. Re guarding that my outfit was completely destroyed, I stated the most important fact. I do NOT look like Lupe. I looked like a sex model.
"Time for a change." I told myself. I looked into the bathroom cabinet that I had and pulled out the honey blonde hair dye that I bought from the super market a long time ago. I've always wanted to dye my hair but I thought that I would just look stupid. But stupid doesn't sound about wrong right now...
First, I took a long nice shower, washing my hair with the dye, cleaning my ears, all that good shit. When I was done, I hastily got in front on the full view mirror to see how retarded I look with my new colored hair. I wiped the fog with my hand and to my surprise, I looked pretty good with honey blonde hair.
"Not bad" I complimented myself. I noticed that my ears were too fluffy. Lupe no likey the fluffy! DDD8< I combed out the fluffs of hell that grew on my ears. Yeah, it felt like hell combing those shits out, but it was worth it!
I dried myself and searched my wardrobe for anything to wear. I found a crème bra, brown leather jacket with matching jeggings, a crème thong (just temporary) and crème moon boots. I also found a note with the outfit:
Lupe,
I KNEW sooner or later your tomboyish ways will break lose. =^.^=
♥Estelle.
"This girl", I smiled. Estelle knew me a little TOO well. I wore what she made me and looked in the mirror.
"Hmm.... These jeggings don't rock my style. I grabbed a pair of scissors and started cutting slashes in them, revealing some skin. I took one final glance in the mirror. Turned around, looked up and down, and even modeled. "I look good!"
A couple moments later, I was in the main room, chilling on the couch and listening to my PokePod. A couple of gijinka passed but no one seemed to notice me yet. Except for Estelle. She looked at me from across the huge room and smiled. I knew that she was busy herself, with new gijinka and all of that of the sort. But maybe the other gijinka thought I was a new damsel in distress. I chuckled at the thought. But of course SOMEONE had to notice me sooner or later. I guess it was sooner as I felt a tap on my shoulder.
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Hope you guys enjoyed this little post here. :3
Iruka, I continued your little post that you did (Hilarious BTW)
I hope this pleased you.
Continue Anyone?
Included In This Post: Lupe, Raine, Roselyn, Lux and with mentions Hoom & Estelle
