** - Ever wonder how it would be like to have all legendaries on your pokemon team?... Well It's not so sweet
I'm sure we all have this concept that pokemon are very loyal. It doesn't matter if your Raticate has 3HP and is facing off against Rayquaza, it will still use superweak attacks and consequently get defeated. But these are the weaker pokemon. What if, what if you assembled a team of legendaries? Would they, the stuff of children's tales, follow the commands of a ten year old? Well, I found out one day when I was reading through 4Chan. A user had posted a pokemon story, about how he had assembled that very team...
===Betrayal===
I'm what you would call an avid pokemon player. Very avid. So avid, in fact, that I've assembled an overpowered pokemon team comprised entirely of legendaries. Rayquaza. Deoxys. Jirachi. Groudon. Kyogre. Mewtwo. They were all in my ultimate team. And even better, I had some more legendaries stored in my box. Latios, Latias, Zapdos, Articuno, Moltres and Lugia were just some of the deadly pokemon in my box. After 3 months of incredibly hard work, much researching on Bulbapedia and countless Master Balls, I'd finally captured every single legendary pokemon. Feeling proud of myself, I set off to battle the champion. The champion of Twine Region. What is Twine Region, you ask? Well, since I obviously couldn't capture all those pokemon in a normal game, I'd collaborated with a programmer friend to make an all new region. I didn't cheat, of course. I'd placed the legendary pokemon in really hard to get places. In fact, I would say it was harder than most pokemon games. But back to the point. I knew I was going to fight the champion with legendaries, so I stocked him with Lv.100 pokemon. Apparently, they were a little too powerful, because I'd also stocked him with lots of Full Heals. No matter how hard I tried, how many times I'd spammed Hyper Beam and Hydro Pump, I couldn't defeat the champion. He pummeled my Rayquaza to the point of defeat. And then, finally, it came. His Gengar used Shadow Ball, causing my Rayquaza to faint. And then it came. When I ordered Kyogre to use Hydro Pump on Gengar, it did nothing at first. Then it attacked me. It's attack struck my trainer sprite, causing him to drop down. What the ****? What did my friend program into this game? Luckily, my trainer respawned in a pokemon center, and I made my way to the champion again. Then it happened again. This time, it was my Deoxys. I kept repeating the process, but even without a defeat to trigger it, my pokemon attacked me. After a dozen failed battles, the champion finally said something. "Your pokemon keeps attacking you... they're unahappy. Rayquaza got defeated. They turned on you." After that, the pokemon select screen popped up. Suddenly, my pokemon were replaced with Unowns. Although my knowledge of them was limited, I knew enough from Bulbepedia to realize they spelled out "URNEXT". I ran over to my friends house, asking him WHAT THE HECK DID HE DO TO THIS GAME!!! He responded with a confused look. I switched on my gameboy to show him, but the screen was black. Suddenly, a pokemon came out. The last thing I ever saw was the grinning face of a Gengar....
23 Oct, 2006-Detective Cole was puzzled. Two boys had been found dead in one of the boy's houses. The only image on the Gameboy next to them was of a pokemon select screen, with rune-like creatures on the screen. He decided to ask his pokemon crazy children about them. He walked to David and John's room, pushing open the door. They looked up as they arrived. He showed them the screen, and he could hear them discussing. "Unown... definitely." "This one's got Curse! Unown don't have that move!" "It's hacked, can't you see? Let's try to decode it." David got out a pokemon book. He looked as if he was deciphering a code. Then suddenly they both looked up, horrified expressions on their faces. "This guy is crazy! The order of the Unown he captured spells out URNEXT" And then Detective Cole knew the answer...
