AHAHAHAHAHA!!! I have return my beautiful ladies from my absence I have found a rare form of roses and I plucked them just for all of you. *hands roses to all your beautiful women* Now that I have returned once again from my studies and spending time with the others and Haruhi I wish to make it up to you all.
Hopefully I am still your host and will do my best to fulfill my duties, however, *tilts head* I have found myself rather lost and I am not sure who I am hosting anymore. *gets on knees* I am begging you, please tell me so I get caught up. *jumps back up and smiles* I know I will be able to please you all in time. I am determined to make it up to you all.
Anywho my darlings, I will be returning PMs sometime tomorrow and will make an effort for you. Maybe a contest might be in the future since it seems many new hosts have arrived in the club! I guess the host Riku has got me back into the swing of things for posting so I owe him one. Until than, *kisses all your lovely hands* good day my princesses!!!
Oh! I almost forgot, I saw this on Grimmjow's site, though that Espada stole it from Ichigo...tsk tsk.. I hope he doesn't mind that I borrowed it because I got a good laugh, surely it will be better for me....
First, make your title " i am a " and then do the questions and tag 15 people when ur done
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[] Red = loud
[] Green = stupid
[] None = freaky
[] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[] Yellow = innocent
[] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[] Stripes = funny
[] Gray = skanky
[] Pink = preppy
[] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[x] White = sexy
What kind of pants are you wearing?
[]Shorts = cutie
[]Skirt/skort = skank
[]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[]Tight jeans = scene kid
[]Ripped jeans = emo
[]Cammo = cage fighter
[]Jeans = prep
[]Pajamas = pimp
[]Cargo = clown
[]Sweats = athlete
[]Boxers = brat
[]Booty shorts = female
[]Capris = Gangster
[]Nothing = hoe
[]Dickies = weirdo
[]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[x]Other = sex addict
What is your natural hair color?
[]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[x]Blonde = with a broken heart
[]Black = with a sexy smile
[]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[]Red = that likes to have fun
[]Brown = who loves to be different
[]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[]Bald = with herpes
[]Other = with a nice ass
Pick the month you were born on:
[]1= who ate
[]2 = who needed
[]3 = who killed
[x]4 = who shot
[]5 = who killed
[]6 = who smoked with
[]7 = who banged
[]8 = who ran shirtless with
[]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[]10 = who cuddled with
[]11 = who slept with
[]12 = who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
[]01 = the kool-aid man
[]02 = a dog
[]03 = a shoe
[]04 = a toothbrush
[]05 = Santa Claus
[]06 = your dealer
[]07 = Barney the dinosaur
[x]08 = a prostitute
[]09 = a porn star
[]10 = a bag of weed
[]11 = a lover
[]12 = a glass of milk
[]13 = a horse
[]14 = a lesbian
[]15 = a stripper
[]16 = a pickle
[]17 = a jew
[]18 = a homo
[]19 = an orange
[]20 = a dildo
[]21 = a homeless guy
[]22 = a whore
[]23 = my crush
[]24 = an easter egg
[]25 = a jar of honey
[]26 = a condom
[]27 = a bowl of cereal
[]28 = a french fry
[]29 = The Tojan man
[] 30 = Paris Hilton
[]31 = your grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[]White = because I love marijuana
[]Black = because im sexy as hell
[x]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[]Purple = because I'm gay
[]Gray = because I got dared
[]Other = because that's how I roll
[]Green = because I'm good in bed
[]Orange = because I smoke crack
[]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[]Brown = because I had to
[x]Shirtless = because I've got abs
I am a sexy sex addict with a broken heart who shot a prostitute because the lil people told me to
*cries* I shouldn't have even taken it! This is just so terrible and isn't very becoming of me at all. *goes to dark corner and grows shrooms*
~Tamaki~
