Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75
Total: 100
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $75
[] Blue $150
[] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Total so far: 175
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x] Under 5′4 - $95
Total so far: 270
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100 (LOLI MEAT)
Total so far: 370
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Total so far: 690 (LOLOL... yeah, there's an extra zero, but I still laughed... /sigh)
Drink?
[] I did like once - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[x] No - $600
Total so far: 1290
Vision?
[] perfect vision $400
[] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[x] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction -$100
Total so far: 1305
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[x] Under 7- $450 (Technically depends what shoe company. Imma do what Kiro did and put the average, 475.)
Total so far: 1790
Favorite Colors (two):
[x] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500
Total: 2840
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[X] Nope - add $1000
[] some - $750
Final Total: $3840
REPOST WITH TITLE:
“I cost ---- a night"
...I double checked my answers with a calculator and got off by ten somewhere. Screw you I'm not putting 'some calculator' because it was after.
Maybe you can just tip me. I like tips.
Thought this meme would be helpful because I am planning to become a famous hooker someday, you know.
And I'm not talking about rugby, my friends.
I already discussed this with my friend. She and I will team up on weekends to be a tag-team duo when we're older. It made people tons of money back in good ol' days in Italy, and was veryyyyy popular for a long time in Europe. Probs still is.
...FFF THAT MEME IS SO HILARIOUS, GODS, GEMMA, WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS.
I love memes, but that one topped the cake, haha...
Planning to get some art up tomorrow. For now, it's off to see if Psych's new season is out yet, or if I gotta watch my In Plain Sight, yo.
