Happy town

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May 20, 2009
There once was a town,
that was too gay to understand.
Everyone played all day and all night.
Just to find, the thing they wanted the most.

In this town there was,
Happy Bunnies that puked up rainbows,
Silly Teddy Bears that would bear hug chuz,
Flocks of beautiful colored birds that would
laugh uncontrolablly..at everything you do.
(yes peoples, even when you say the most not funny things)

But at least the animals in this town were very happy indeed.
and that just explains why they are gay X3
XD

(This Story is very random...so please dun ask...unless u really feel the need to ask)

Bloodshed

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May 19, 2009
i lay here in the prinkly grass. my death is upon me...
yet, the smell of pizza fills the air.
COO-CAW! goes an eagle in flight.
i slowly tilt my head up and watch the clouds pass by
until...

A GAINT MAN EATING STICK COMES AND EATS ME ALIVE!!! AHHHHHH!
i try to break free but nothing works
AHHHHHH!!! ITS PULLING ME INTO THE GROUND!!!
i can feel the soft soil in between my fingers
then in the next second...the tree takes my life
the blood...all over the trunk...
The End X3

(excuse the excessive violence. this waz just made up off the top of my head for fun. no trees, animalz, people, or soil was harmed in the making of the weird, but funni story. thank you)