I started singing this yesterday and finally finished the lyrics in my sleep XD

Master Spark (sung to the tune of "jingle bells")

Grazing danmaku
On a splintering old broom
Illusion laser beams
send fairies to their doom

The boss comesflying by
They hope that they won't die
They take a look at my spellcards
And kiss their ass goodbye

Master Spark, Master Spark
I'll blow off you head
Mushrooms charge the hakkero
Until the youkai's dead

Master Spark, Master Spark
I'll blow off you head
Mushrooms charge the hakkero
Until the youkai's dead