This is prolly the strangest lyrics I've ever written....
Basically this is Yuyuko singing to Youmu while she has the munchies.
Youmu Baby (sung to the tune of "Santa Baby")
Youmu baby, find me a human to eat,
Fresh meat.
been an hour since lunch,
Youmu baby, so find me something tasty tonight.
Youmu baby, a bottle of warm sake too,
Brand new.
let's both get wasted dear,
Youmu baby, so find me something tasty tonight.
Snacking on delicious food,
It's the only thing that keeps me in a happy mood,
With Youmu as my half-ghost slave,
I'll get everything on my shopping list,
Youmu baby, bake ten hams and really that's not
a lot,
Don't get lazy on me,
Youmu baby, so find me something tasty tonight.
Youmu honey, there's one thing I want to try,
youkai
So go get your hunting knife,
Youmu honey, so find me something tasty tonight.
Come and bathe me in gravy,
Don't forget to drop in dozens of turkies,
I really want a bite from you,
And then I'll have a bite of me,
Youmu baby, there is a little thing that I missed,
A kiss.
I don't mean on the lips,
Youmu baby, so find me something tasty tonight,
Find me something tasty tonight,
Find it, tonight.