(Ed and Al are walking onto the stage)
Al: I’m so mad!
Ed: Al you’re incapable of being mad.
Al: Want to know why?!
Ed: Not really….
Al: Well I’m going to tell you anyway!
(Al walks to the front center of the stage)
Al: I am so tired of being mistaken as my brother by all you fangirls! I am Alphonse Elric! You know! Al! I’m a main character! Edward’s little brother! I’ve been in the entire series movie manga and video games! I’d like to think people could tell me apart from my brother! See my jacket!?(Points at his black jacket) This is mine! Ed never wears this jacket! Is it the coat?! (Takes off the red coat and throws it on the ground) I AM AL!!
Ed: …Al.
Al: WHAT?!
Ed: are you done?
Al: …yes…yes I am…I’m feeling much better actually.
Ed: Good! Because now I have something to rant about!
Al: What?
Ed: Don’t interrupt me!
Al: Sorry brother.
Ed: What is that stupid little song dance thing that these people keep doing?!
Al: Ed there are many-
Ed: Oh come on Al, you know, the one? (Ed puts his hands up to his head and does a poor job at the caramell)
Al: …You mean the caramelldansen?
(the song starts)
Ed: Stop the music! StopitStopitStopit!
(music cuts off)
Al: What’s wrong brother?
Ed: I hate that song?
Al: But why? It’s so much fun!
Ed: …When have you done that stupid thing?
Al: Well…earlier at the con some girls mistook me as you, and pulled me aside and made me dance with them. It was rather entertaining.
Ed: Well I’d never do it, not for some stupid fangirls. I mean, what does that song even have to do with anime! ? It’s like in Japanese or something.
Al: Edward.
Ed: What? ...Oh your right, it’s like English right?
Al:….*face palm* Never mind Ed… have you ever even tried it? How do you know its dumb?
Ed: because the people who do it look dumb.
Al: brother
Ed: What?
Al: It’s time to try.
(Al takes out an Ipod and the song starts again)
Ed: Al no, no Al no! You know what will happen!
(Ed and Al stare out at the crowd.)
(Al looks at Ed)
Al: I am well aware of what might happen. But I believe this song with wedge that huge stick out of your ass.
Ed: Al you’re a douche
Al: Come on Ed. You can do it.
(Al starts to dance)
Ed: Al stop it! Don’t fall for it!
(tries to make Al stop)
Al: Come on Ed. Its fuuuuun!
Ed: (looks away) they’ll make fun of me.
Al: No they won’t! They will love you for it!
(Al does the dansen in a circle around Ed)
Ed: Stop that!
Al: Not unless you do it with me!
(Ed messes around with it a little)
Al: Come on! Try harder!
Ed: meh
Al: I SAID DO IT!
(Ed starts doing the caramelldansen)
(they go on like that for a while)
(the music stops suddenly)
Ed: Al since you know so much about this con stuff I have another question.
Al: What is it brother?
Ed: There is another thing that seems to be floating around that I keep running into.
Al: Yeah?
Ed: What is “The Game”?
Al: O.O Brother no!
Ed: What? All I said is ‘The Game’
Al: Nooooooooo! I lose!!!
Ed: Loose what? ‘The Game’? What is ‘The Game’? What are you even talking about!?
Al: Lalalalalalalala! I can’t hear you!! Lalalalala!!
(Al runs off the stage)
Ed: Al? Heeeey!! Come back! Alllllll!! What’s wrong?!
(Ed leaves the stage too)