As any other Australian should know, the footy grand final is today. I hate sport so I don't care, but noooooo! The rest of the country does. They all care about it. Gah! Now John Farnham is singing! Gah! See? This is why I would rather NOT watch it. Oh well. It's Gelong vs St Kilda. Place ya bets. (I think St Kilda will win, they are favourites.)