BORED.

I have nothing better to do with my time while waiting for the 'go-to-class' bell to ring, so I will now ramble.

Yesterday, a friend of mine made the most random comment of all. "I wonder how many pieces I would have to chop a human body into before it would fit into my backpack."

Yes, all of my friends are just as random and weird, if not little less violent. Especially my oldest one. Her boyfriend is still alive, folks. Just in hiding(smart man).

In other news . . . I have no other news. I lead a very random life, but when that dies down it gets rather boring.

So . . . Um . . .

. . .

My friend has chocolate chip cookies in her backpack, so I must find a way to steal them without her catching and killing me.

Cannibles

We had that old conversation about who would taste better if we all became cannibles again. One difference this time, however: We actually came to a conclusion.

All I can say is: That poor guy.

Apparently I couldn't be chosen because I would taste funny.(for some reason) I'm not complaining, mind you.

Oh yes, and I am now reading a book that I shouldn't let my teachers see the title of. It's called Guilty Pleasures by Laurell K. Hamilton. I have a very dirty mind, actually. I just choose not to show it very often.

*sigh*

So my friend's boyfriend is now totally screwed . . . (She'll have killed him by Monday) And since she's now in a bad mood anything I do may or may not get ME to be totally screwed . . .
I should've brought her candy or something. Who cares if she gets so hyped up on sugar that she is literally bouncing up and down? At least she'd be happy, instead of ready to bite everyone's head off . . .
Oh yeah, and my other friend(a guy this time) is busily playing a game on the computer where the objective is apparently to shoot cats out of a cannon.

. . .

ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF THEIR MINDS!!!!!!!

I'm bored. Do I need another reason?

Today I had to confiscate my own pudding at lunch. One of my friends tried to take it, so I had to keep an eye on it and carry it around. Of course, she usually steals french fries, but I don't get those 'cause some days they're good, some days they're bad, and they're always cold. The food in cafeterias sucks, eh? I mean, if it actually tastes decent it's either a fluke or the food is too expensive. And they encourage us to eat healthy when the healthy food is the most expensive stuff there. Are they trying to improve health or make more money? Well, I actually have to answer my own question, seeing as our school is poor . . .

A friend of mine told me yesterday that youtube.com is banned in China. Guess there was a video they didn't want people to see or something. I dunno why I'm talking about this, or why we were even talking about it. That's what having nothing to do during lunch'll do to you. Among . . . Other things . . . I get weird when I get bored.

I am now 16

I just turned 16 today. My friend's boyfriend(since he's her boyfriend he's my friend) forgot until somebody else said it, so his girlfriend hit him on the head with her stuffed pig. Yeah, I have weird friends, what can I say. My dad says crazy people are attaracted to me because they sense tolerance.

Ah, well. Makes life interesting. Especially at the lunch table. This year we've discussed:

Who would taste best at our lunch table if someone became a canible.

Who would be the most succeptable to mind control.

The best way to rob a bank.

Religion

Philosiphy

Politics(Bleah. The three seniors argued about it. I don't care.)

Whether or not the stuffed pig should be worshiped.

How to worship the pig.

Why one of the girls kept hitting one of the boys

Why she didn't hit the other guys(the answer was she couldn't reach them)

And that deteriorated into whether or not girls were better than guys.

*sweatdrop* You get the picture. We're all nuts. I'm the sane one, and believe me, that's saying something.