Why in Ninja Hell? (Or: My Nindo)

I just noticed something, guyz. Every ninja on Naruto is wearing this crappy armor that gets cut every time someone pulls out a fingernail file. Dude, our shinobi need better protection. That is when I came across my nindo: I will become the greatest shinobi in the land through preparation. I will build the ultimate ninja armor (within reason). CHAA!!!

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