You know what? One of my biggest dreams is to ride an ostrich. Yes, you heard right. AN OSTRICH. I want to buy an ostrich and ride it and train it to be an attack ostrich and to bite people in places that shall remain unnamed...His name would be Al. Al the Ostrich. And I would tie a Konoha hitai-ate around his skinny little neck, which would be hilarious when he stuck his head into the ground, because he would get conked on the head by his headband...