Mythic Proportions

And today, the myth that we will prove or bust is....
WHETHER TEENAGERS HAVE HIGHER OR LOWER IQ's THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSECAT!
(Mythbusters squad spends a day in a frat house)
....
Well, thish here mythha thingy (hiccup) ish bushted. Theshe guysh get schmashed everuhday an they dohn' git caughted ferrr underaghe drankin' an' do whatever thuh hell they wahnt. Pritty (hiccup)damn good existerence, iffen yah asker meh.

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